i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what
I just saw my sisters black bra on her bed and I thought it was my dog and patted it b y e
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site
I love this website.
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell, via merryhylands)
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend